The results are nothing short of earth-shattering. Among the most notable statistics:
- 100% of those surveyed would rather cook dinner than engage in educational duties
- Even menial jobs like cleaning washrooms, scrubbing showers and changing dirty diapers (!!) are "way more fun" than composing essays
- All surveyed persons reported an "unnatural and irresistible" pull away from their books towards the kitchen
Demographics: ages 18-24, attending post-secondary educational institutions.
Number of women surveyed: 1
As usual, creativity flows away while there are essays to be written... in the opposite direction of course. Back to the Maoist Era...