Hmm, is that a no trespassing sign I see up ahead?
Never mind, someone has taken care of it.
And her parents have called me a bad influence?
Under the commission of His majesty King Manuel of Portugal, Fearless Vasco DeGama was quick to follow.
Snorri Sturluson, native to these wild lands, was the historian and poet of three. [S]he wandered along, muttering strange words like “Gylfaginning” and “Skaldskaparmal”; perhaps it was the momentous creation of yet another myth.
Entering enemy territory
The three were besought with dangers:
'Twas desolate land they'd found; rocky and lifeless. The very wind carried whispers of death, and the waves echoed a ceaseless refrain of peril. The intrepids christened the place "Jordanian Harbour", and having pitched the flag for Spain, Italy and Portugal, happily continued their travels to brighter vistas...